His words speak for themselves: Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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